set me off, turn me on.

1. In a bounce house.
2. On your back porch.
3. Inside an unknown rocky cave or limestone cave.
4. In the weight room at your gym.
5. In your not-yet-finished new build house.
6. On the hood of your car on a deserted gravel road.
7. On a pool table.
8. On top of the washer… while it’s running.
9. On a secluded island beach.
10. In the backyard under the stars.
11. In the woods after it rains.
12. On a parked motorcycle.
13. In a public restroom.
14. In an airplane restroom — join the mile high club!
15. On a train in the middle of the night.
16. In bed with silk or satin sheets.
17. In bed with rose petals all over.
18. On the beach at night.
19. In your lover’s childhood room while their parents are home.
20. Outside in the rain.
21. In a hot tub.
22. On the deck of a yacht during a full moon.
23. Under a rainbow.
24. On a trampoline.
25. On top of a hill.
26. In the middle of nowhere.
27. In the car during heavy traffic. (oral)
28. In the car on the side of a deserted road.
29. In a hotel.
30. In a state park.
31. On a waterbed.
32. On the loft in a barn full of hay.
33. In a field full of wildflowers.
34. On a rooftop.
35. In an open field at night.
36. By a waterfall with the water misting all around you.
37. Under a waterfall.
38. In your partner’s bed.
39. In the garage.
40. On a jungle gym at night.
41. Outside during sunset.
42. In the car going through an automated car wash.
43. On your patio, balcony, or deck on a starry night.
44. In the mountains.
45. On an abandoned air field.
46. Under the full moon in wet grass.
47. On a porch swing.
48. In the living room during the day with the windows wide open.
49. On a blanket beside a lake.
50. In an elevator.
51. On the bathroom floor.
52. In your partner’s parents room.
53. In a sauna. (best sex i ever had)
54. In a very big bed.
55. On the top bunk of a bunk bed.
56. In a tent.
57. At your office.
58. On your office desk.
59. On a boat deck with the waves gently rocking you.
60. In a tree house.
61. In a department store restroom.
62. In the restroom at a restaurant.
63. In a hot air balloon.
64. In a room filled with lit candles.
65. In a bathtub.
66. In the shower.
67. In a canoe on a river.
68. On a baseball diamond at night.
69. In a swimming pool.
70. At the bottom of the grand canyon.
71. In a beach house with a light breeze gusting outside.
72. Off a beaten trail in the woods.
73. In every room of your house.
74. On a chair.
75. On an air mattress.
76. On your kitchen table.
77. In a screened in porch in the middle of a thunderstorm.
78. On a hotel balcony, covered with a fuzzy blanket.
79. In a sleeping bag under the stars.
80. On a paddle boat on a lake.
81. In the bed of a truck on a hot summer night.
82. In the ocean… ride the waves.
83. In a room filled with balloons.
84. In front of a video camera.
85. In an abandoned barn on the hay wearing nothing but cowboy boots and a cowboy hat.
86. On an old sheet with chocolate body frosting.
87. On a bed surrounded by pillows.
88. At a bed and breakfast.
89. On an amusement park ride… tunnel of love, in the dark?
90. In the back of a limo.
91. Next to a campfire.
92. On a golf course.
93. In the car at a drive-in movie.
94. On really plush carpet.
95. In your house during a thunderstorm, with a window open and rain misting in.
96. On a picnic table.
97. In a hammock.
98. On horseback.
99. While scuba-diving.
100. On a ferris wheel when you’re stuck at the top.
101. At a rest area.
102. In a corn field.

“would you do a 69er” yeah
“If you could pick one person to next have sex with, who would it be?” my fiance 
“Do you like it when the girl moans” ohye
the weirdest place he has had sex/wants to have sex weirdest place i have: my friends sauna (sorry ry), a wendys bathroom, on a washing machine. weird places i want to have sex: rollercoaster, 

Do you watch porn? yeah

Holding hands in public…yes or no? yes

Do you like kissing or general public displays of affection in public? ye but don’t suck eachothers faces
What is your ideal first date? amusement park, dinner/movie, bowling 
Has he had sex? yeah
Could he sleep side by side with a girl he was attracted to and not “get wood”? yeah, or else my finace would make me sleep on the floor lol
how many people he’s slept with? uh like 10
How often does he j-ck-off? depends how often i get sex lol
what his sex fantasy is omg fucking a girl in her cheerleader costume omg ive dated cheerleaders and none of them have left their uniform on
if he’d rather give oral or take it take it 
who he likes my fiance
if he masterbates sometimes
what he thinks about when he masterbates tits, sex

ok update time.

i have a job and a beautiful fiance and a baby on the way, life is going pretty good. im gonna take this time now to explain somethings i want to say just because i can, im tired of being a deadbeat, im tired of loving someone to far away and im tired of doing drugs and being upset. ive put all my bad habits away and got the balls to ask my baby mama (lol) stella to be my wife and she said yes. our lives havent been anything close to easy but we are both trying our best to make echother and our new baby on the way happy. also, i found out something amazing, our baby is going to be a girl, i am going to have a daughter, a beautiful daughter. after much thought on a name weve come down to one we both like, Maddy. after my sister maddie ava. we also decided a unique nickname, although it was a love that didn’t work out it was the best role model of love i had, a combination of a strong man (the man i wish i could have been) and a strong and extreamly funny woman, the name: ryren. ryan was my best friend in the whole entire world and still talk to someone but i watched him love a girl the right way, the type of love i wish i could have given to my ex but the type of love i will give to my daughter. so yeah, to think maddy ryren tome will be my little girl in 4 months is crazy. her due date is september 20th 2013 and for my friends that may be a suprise because i didnt tell them until 2 months ago because i wasnt sure how i would tell them and there were things i needed to sort out with certin people. stella and i are working harder than ever for money so we can raise maddy the way we wished our family would have raised us. i may not be able to give maddy the luxury life i lived till i was 14 or be able to get her everything her heart desires but i will try and i will love her. i will offer her everything i can, i will tell her she is beaitiful because i saw what never being told did to her mother. im afraid of being a parent, im afraid of being my father but i know it will work out. i just know.